(• Music might be the only thing that Kim Kardashian can't sell. She debuted her song "Jam (Turn It Up)" to universal derision in March, despite production from hitmakers The Dream and Tricky Stewart. The video—a high budget Hype Williams-directed affair featuring a Kanye West cameo—was shelved, and the famously forthcoming family members brushed off questions about when it'd see the light of day.
But this week the video finally made its way onto the Internet, and while it's nowhere near as scandalous as the video that made her famous, it's shocking that Kim didn't destroy every copy in existence.
What's not shocking: Kim's big, famous butt is the star of the show. In the 55-second clip, a greased-up Kim crawls towards an oversized fan with a serious case of dead-in-the-eyes.
The video reaches a whole new dimension of creepy when you consider that Kim's momager Kris Jenner was probably in the house during filming, giving the thumbs up to have a high definition camera inches away from her daughter's rear view.
And just like that a Paris Hilton follow-up album doesn't sound half bad.
• Demi Lovato showed some skin at the MTV VMAs on Sunday, including quite a bit of cleavage...which prompted some truly virulent Twitter trolls to comment on the singer's apparent weight gain. Nevermind that she just got out of treatment for an eating disorder.
Lovato took the high road, tweeting, "Guess what, I'm healthy and happy, and if you're hating on my weight you obviously aren't. :) #UNBROKEN." Shortly thereafter, "DEMI LOVATO IS STUNNING" became a trending topic for hours and hours. Good always triumphs over Evil, even on the Internet. Right?
• Beyoncé is getting some sideeye from blogger Sandra Rose, who believes that the pop superstar used a stunt belly to make her big announcement at the VMAs on Sunday. Rose wrote, "Beyoncé may very well be pregnant — and if she is, congrats to her and Jay-Z — but that baby bump she was holding all night like a basketball was as fake as a $100 dollar bill with Barack Obama's face on it!"
Rose pointed out that Beyoncé didn't look all that pregnant when she performed at NYC's Roseland Ballroom on August 16:
(Pacific Coast News)more pics »We'd like to remind Ms. Rose that Spanx does make maternity wear, and you should never underestimate the power of a good costume artist. Ever.
• Janet Jackson has disappointed fans planning to attend Michael Forever: The Tribute Concert by announcing that she'll be a no show on October 8. Ms. Jackson said Dr. Conrad Murray's involuntary manslaughter trial has presented a scheduling conflict: "Because of the trial, the timing of this tribute to our brother would be too difficult for me."
LaToya's free though.
• Speaking of wide open schedules, Lindsay Lohan threw a line out to Chris Brown in the most public way possible after he retweeted one of her compliments:
Brown has yet to respond. Let's hope they collaborate on a diss track for all their Internet haters sometime soon.
• The day's most thrilling story comes courtesy of Liza Minelli's former husband David Gest, who was very close to Michael Jackson for decades. In an upcoming Jackson documentary, Gest recalls the time Whitney Houston got a "sensual" toe-sucking from Michael's dearest friend:Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked. She moaned, ‘Michael, is that you? Don’t stop. That’s so sensual’. Yet Michael’s head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles.Yep. Gest says Whitney got some foot-loving from a chimp. This is really the only appropriate response:
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