Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. (Bauer Griffin)Times are tough for former frenemies Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, so it seems they've decided to put their differences behind them and reunite to weather their latest trials.
Last weekend, Paris invited Lindsay to her Malibu beach party—and to everyone's surprise, Lindsay showed up. A spy told E! News, "Everyone at the party was in shock when they saw her walk in. But all that tension was cut loose when the girls gave each other a big hug."
So what went wrong between these two, anyway?
2004: Though Lindsay wasn't yet old enough to drink, she developed a relationship with Paris Hilton by exploring the most exclusive nightlife that Los Angeles has to offer.
May 2006: Whatever bonds tie Paris to Lindsay aren't strong enough to keep her from cackling as her pal Brandon Davis goes on a tirade about Lohan in front of the paparazzi, calling Lindsay a "firecrotch" and alleging all kinds of things about her nether regions.
June 2006: Lindsay starts seeing Paris' ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, a Greek shipping heir once linked to Mary-Kate Olsen. This new relationship leads to a public altercation at NYC's Butter, which supposedly had Paris screaming "You are ridiculous!" at Lohan. A few days later, they may or may not have had a silent treatment dance-off at another lounge.
November 2006: When asked how she feels about Paris, Lindsay is captured on video saying bluntly, "Paris is a c**t." She then backtracks, blithely insisting, "I never said that. Paris is my friend!"
Frenemy. Officially. Defined.
That same month, Lindsay tells the paparazzi that Paris hit her with a drink at a party, adding "And I'm sorry for everyone that thinks I'm crazy, I'm not. I'm just trying to act."
But within days, Lindsay and Paris were able to put their differences behind them long enough to hit the town with Britney Spears, who forgot to wear underwear. Sisters united in "wardrobe malfunctions," those three.
August 2007: Paris posts a "Lost Dog" poster on the gate of her Hollywood Hills home with Lindsay's mug shot on it. It read:
"Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier.
Last weekend, Paris invited Lindsay to her Malibu beach party—and to everyone's surprise, Lindsay showed up. A spy told E! News, "Everyone at the party was in shock when they saw her walk in. But all that tension was cut loose when the girls gave each other a big hug."
So what went wrong between these two, anyway?
2004: Though Lindsay wasn't yet old enough to drink, she developed a relationship with Paris Hilton by exploring the most exclusive nightlife that Los Angeles has to offer.
May 2006: Whatever bonds tie Paris to Lindsay aren't strong enough to keep her from cackling as her pal Brandon Davis goes on a tirade about Lohan in front of the paparazzi, calling Lindsay a "firecrotch" and alleging all kinds of things about her nether regions.
June 2006: Lindsay starts seeing Paris' ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, a Greek shipping heir once linked to Mary-Kate Olsen. This new relationship leads to a public altercation at NYC's Butter, which supposedly had Paris screaming "You are ridiculous!" at Lohan. A few days later, they may or may not have had a silent treatment dance-off at another lounge.
November 2006: When asked how she feels about Paris, Lindsay is captured on video saying bluntly, "Paris is a c**t." She then backtracks, blithely insisting, "I never said that. Paris is my friend!"
Frenemy. Officially. Defined.
That same month, Lindsay tells the paparazzi that Paris hit her with a drink at a party, adding "And I'm sorry for everyone that thinks I'm crazy, I'm not. I'm just trying to act."
But within days, Lindsay and Paris were able to put their differences behind them long enough to hit the town with Britney Spears, who forgot to wear underwear. Sisters united in "wardrobe malfunctions," those three.
August 2007: Paris posts a "Lost Dog" poster on the gate of her Hollywood Hills home with Lindsay's mug shot on it. It read:
"Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier.
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!"
"My mug shot is better than yours."2011: On her struggling reality show The World According to Paris, Hilton made a joke at her former friend's expense after a homeless woman to whom she gave earrings mistook her for Lindsay. She wisecracked, "If I were Lindsay, I'd be stealing the earrings, not giving them away." Lindsay does seem to attract theft accusations, to be fair.
Lindsay called Paris' taunt "mean," after which Paris publicly apologized and insisted, "I am reaching out to Lindsay so I can tell her myself."
Does this mean that Paris and Lindsay have finally kissed and made up, or are they both aware that the power of their forces combined is much more likely to get press?
Only time will tell.
Does this mean that Paris and Lindsay have finally kissed and made up, or are they both aware that the power of their forces combined is much more likely to get press?
Only time will tell.
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